Okay. So tonight we have...another debate! Woot!
I don't
think I will be drinking tonight (I try not to drink until Thursdays). But
just in case, here's Literally the Most Fun Presidential Debate Drinking Game Ever 2.0. You'll notice that a lot of it was the same as the first version; I figured a lot of stuff still applied, so I just tweaked it a little.
Literally the Most Fun Presidential Debate Drinking Game Ever 2.0-As a warm up, chug your drink if both candidates show up, but Sarah Palin does not.
-Take one sip of the drink of the person to your right every time McCain starts a sentence with "my friends"
-Take one sip of the drink of the person to your left every time Obama starts a sentence with "look."
-Take one sip every time McCain contradicts himself in the same sentence.
-Take a sip every time McCain says "maverick"
-Take a sip every time Obama says "change"
-Take a sip every time either candidate says "same old failed policies"
-Drink the entire length of every pause Obama takes between the subject and predicate of a sentence.
-Drink for 2 seconds every time Wall Street and Main Street are mentioned in the same sentence.
-Drink for 4 seconds every time either candidate blames the media for misrepresenting him.
-Drink for 5 and a half seconds every time McCain mentions being a POW. If you finish your drink, break the can/bottle/glass on your forehead.
-Toast your neighbors and drink for 8 seconds every time Obama compares McCain to Bush.
-Drink for 10 seconds every time McCain's face turns red and he is obviously counting backwards in his head.
-Get on your knees, look to Russia, make the sign of the cross, and chug your drink whenever Sarah Palin is mentioned.
-Waterfall every time McCain says Rezko, Wright, or Ayers.
-Waterfall every time Obama says Davis, Fiorina, Gramm, or Keating.
-Chug is by the end of this debate, you still think your candidate is the winner.
Bonuses Rules for Audience Members Who Ask Questions (this is a Townhall):-Take a sip for every volunteer who is male and has a pony tail.
-Take a sip if every volunteer who angrily lets both candidates know he/she doesn't support the bailout.
-Take a sip for every question that you just know was a set-up.
-Take a sip for every time either candidate looks visibly annoyed at the question.
-Take a sip for every volunteer who asks if he/she could have Obama's autograph after the show.
-Take a sip for every volunteer who asks if they could meet Bristol Palin after the show.
-Take a sip for every time Meghan McCain looks pissed that no one asked about her.
-Take 17.76 sips if one volunteer mentions Ron Paul.