Friday, October 3, 2008

Random Friday Post

Shout out to Pandar. Team Awesome like whoa.



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Anne Hath-a-way With Me

Can I just say, I'm super excited to see "Rachel Getting Married." It's been getting good buzz and Kenneth Turan's review of it in the LA Times is excellent. This will come up time and time again and I'm not ashamed to say it, but I am pretty much that White Person that Christian Lander is talking about in Stuff White People Like. And I feel my excitement about "Rachel Getting Married" has something to do with #3 and #10; I love indie films. (RGM is not a Wes Anderson film, but I think #10 gets across the point that that's the kind of movie I like.) I blindly love indie films too. They're funny in weird ways and usually have great music and pretty colors to look at. When I go to the video store with Boyfriend, I am drawn directly to the dvd cases with "Sundance" stickers on them. This often gets me in trouble because I don't really pay attention to the subject of the movie, just that it's indie. Like one time I rented "Elephant" by Gus Van Zant because it looked good and indie and had high school kids on the cover and I thought, oh awesome, this will be like "Juno" or something. Except that it was, basically, a reenactment of the Columbine shootings in terrible detail. I still go for the Sundance rentals, I just make sure to read the back of them now too.

But I digress. What I really wanted to talk about is Anne Hathaway. Way back when, I saw the "Princess Diaries" and I thought she was awkward, both in her mannerisms and her look. I didn't really like her that much in "Brokeback Mountain" either; I think I had seen "Princess Diaries" too many times. But then the more I saw her in stuff--other movies, on the red carpet, doing interviews, what have you--I started to like her more. And, especially in "The Devil Wears Prada," she's like Richard Gere in that the older she gets, the prettier she gets. She was one of my favorites on the red carpet of the Oscars last year and her thing with that Italian con artisty guy gave her some major street cred to me. She's just simply adorable now, but with a smart edge. Ultimately, I agree with Turan that this could be a career-changing role for her, a more disturbed and brooding character that I'm really interested in seeing her take on. And I'm rooting for her to do a good job with.

I'll let you know how it is when I see it.

An Actually Serious Discussion About the Vice Presidency and the Debate

The Vice Presidential debate mattered a lot last night for surface issues; it was the Duel of the Gaffes. Would Sarah Palin continue fumbling her way through responses with the same cluelessness she had during her recent string of press interviews? Would Joe Biden get angry and impatient, losing poignant arguments in a barrage of verbiage? Who would have the best one-liners? Would anyone cry?

Were this the core of the debate--and to many people, this is the only reason they tuned in to watch--then both candidates exceeded expectations spectacularly. After viewing the debate, one would probably say, wow, everyone seemed to have their shit together. No major screw-ups and no major positive game-changers. So for the surface, the debate mattered because neither team swung the momentum in the other team's direction.

But in terms of substance--of what each candidate would actually say after we stopped concentrating on how they said it--the VP debate matters very little. The Vice Presidency is, in essence, a wing-man kind of position. The job of the VP is to be an "agent" for the President. According to the Constitution, the VP has no real executive powers. The VP's most important jobs are to 1) take over for the President in the event of death, impairment, or resignation, and 2) to preside over the Senate and to act as a tie-breaker in the event of a tie vote. Beyond that, the VP does whatever the President asks him/her to do and represents the administration overall. It's a position of mentoring--to give the President advice when it is solicited, to be a spokesperson for the President's views, and to be a general sense of support for the President. And of course, to be ready and willing to step in and take over if it's necessary. In a way, the VP is a steward of the adminstration. With little outlined responsiblities, the Vice President can act as a check within the executive branch, supervising, aiding, and guiding his colleagues.

Over the past 8 years, the Bush administration has stretched the boundaries of the vice presidential position. Vice President Cheney has removed the buffer that the vice presidency provides the Executive and has inserted himself into controversial policies and programs that should require a more objective lense and second opinion. And he's clouded the office with an unprecendented amount of secrecy and unaccountability. Most importantly, the Bush administration has asserted that the Vice President is not only a part of the Executive Branch, but also the Legislative Branch, given the VP's (usually minimal) role in the Senate. Such an assertion goes beyond the basic function of the VP in the Senate--a tiebreaker in a rare occassion of impasse--and compromises on of the fundamental pillars of our democracy: a strong system of checks and balances. By exerting Executive power within the Legislature, the Bush/Cheney version of the Vice President infects this carefully constructed system of checks and balances with unnecessary partisanship and almost unstoppable executive power.

Because the current administration has, in essence, redefined the role of the Vice President,--a role that, frankly, I feel is unwarranted and almost dangerous--I was most interested in hearing how both VP candidates see the job of the Vice President. In last night's debate, towards the end of the broadcast, Gwen Ifill asked for what I had been waiting for:

IFILL:...Governor, you said in July that someone would have to explain to you exactly what it is the vice president does every day. You, senator, said you would not be vice president under any circumstances. Now maybe this was just what was going on at the time. But tell us now, looking forward, what it is you think the vice presidency is worth now.

(cutesy exchange of little substance)

PALIN: No, no. Of course, we know what a vice president does. And that's not only to preside over the Senate and will take that position very seriously also. I'm thankful the Constitution would allow a bit more authority given to the vice president if that vice president so chose to exert it in working with the Senate and making sure that we are supportive of the president's policies and making sure too that our president understands what our strengths are. John McCain and I have had good conversations about where I would lead with his agenda. That is energy independence in America and reform of government over all, and then working with families of children with special needs. That's near and dear to my heart also. In those arenas, John McCain has already tapped me and said, that's where I want you, I want you to lead. I said, I can't wait to get and there go to work with you.

IFILL: Senator?

BIDEN: (brief comment about education from previous question)

With regard to the role of vice president, I had a long talk, as I'm sure the governor did with her principal, in my case with Barack. Let me tell you what Barack asked me to do. I have a history of getting things done in the United States Senate. John McCain would acknowledge that. My record shows that on controversial issues.

I would be the point person for the legislative initiatives in the United States Congress for our administration. I would also, when asked if I wanted a portfolio, my response was, no. But Barack Obama indicated to me he wanted me with him to help him govern. So every major decision he'll be making, I'll be sitting in the room to give my best advice. He's president, not me, I'll give my best advice.

And one of the things he said early on when he was choosing, he said he picked someone who had an independent judgment and wouldn't be afraid to tell him if he disagreed. That is sort of my reputation, as you know. I look forward to working with Barack and playing a very constructive role in his presidency, bringing about the kind of change this country needs.

IFILL: Governor, you mentioned a moment ago the constitution might give the vice president more power than it has in the past. Do you believe as Vice President Cheney does, that the Executive Branch does not hold complete sway over the office of the vice presidency, that it it is also a member of the Legislative Branch?

PALIN: Well, our founding fathers were very wise there in allowing through the Constitution much flexibility there in the office of the vice president. And we will do what is best for the American people in tapping into that position and ushering in an agenda that is supportive and cooperative with the president's agenda in that position. Yeah, so I do agree with him that we have a lot of flexibility in there, and we'll do what we have to do to administer very appropriately the plans that are needed for this nation. And it is my executive experience that is partly to be attributed to my pick as V.P. with McCain, not only as a governor, but earlier on as a mayor, as an oil and gas regulator, as a business owner. It is those years of experience on an executive level that will be put to good use in the White House also.

IFILL: Vice President Cheney's interpretation of the vice presidency?

BIDEN: Vice President Cheney has been the most dangerous vice president we've had probably in American history. The idea he doesn't realize that Article I of the Constitution defines the role of the vice president of the United States, that's the Executive Branch. He works in the Executive Branch. He should understand that. Everyone should understand that.

And the primary role of the vice president of the United States of America is to support the president of the United States of America, give that president his or her best judgment when sought, and as vice president, to preside over the Senate, only in a time when in fact there's a tie vote. The Constitution is explicit.

The only authority the vice president has from the legislative standpoint is the vote, only when there is a tie vote. He has no authority relative to the Congress. The idea he's part of the Legislative Branch is a bizarre notion invented by Cheney to aggrandize the power of a unitary executive and look where it has gotten us. It has been very dangerous.

Indeed, not only, to me, was this the most important question of the evening, but provided the most important responses. From both candidates' responses, it is clear what role each sees the Vice President as having. Sarah Palin champions the increased role of the Vice President in the Senate. She repeats that the flexibility that she believes the Constitution gives the Vice President will allow her to"usher in an agenda that is supportive and cooperative with the president's agenda". To me, this translates to: the Executive's agenda is most important, and dissenting opinion, in the Senate or otherwise, will be trumped.

In contrast, Joe Biden, along with stating outright that he believes that the Cheney Vice Presidency has gone too far, advocates a role for the Vice President that not only rolls back the unwieldy powers of Bush/Cheney, but goes so far as to provide a check for the President himself when he feels he disagrees.

Given who the candidates are as people, these contrasting views are not surprising. John McCain, as the more experienced on his ticket and, arguably, the most heated and opinionated, chose a running mate with little experience and knowledge, but who can exert power (and, again, arguably, abuse it) when needed. Barack Obama, on the other hand, is less experienced and very open to advice and guidance when he admittedly is not an expert on certain issues. He chose Joe Biden, a Senate veteran and someone who is known to never hide how he feels. But as an aging leader, he's happy to take a back seat and play support.

I wanted to watch the debate last night because, like many Americans, I wanted to be entertained. As primetime entertainment, the debate wasn't very exciting. Surprisingly, however, what I came away with--and what I hope many Americans did too--was a clear picture of what and who the Vice President should be.

For Those of Us Who Are Visual Learners


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Initial Thoughts on the VP Debate

If you see the post below, you know that I was watching the Phillies from about 7pm on last night. The VP debate started at 9 and they overlapped a little. Now, like most folks, I like to drink beer while watching sports, so I was in a special state when the debate came on. I definitely knew what was going on and could process some of it. My analysis skills at that point were less than sharp, however. I think my first reaction to the whole thing was "Why is everyone talking so fast?!"

I've been watching clips of the debate this morning and reading other analysis and transcripts, so I will have somewhat intelligent things to say about it a little bit later today. But I thought I would share with you some of the gchat conversations I had last night during the debate:

10:04 PM Friend 1: she is kicking ass
seriously
KICKING ASS
enough said
x-(
me: yeah, if she answered the questions she was asked
also, wow, she didn't throw up on herself
way to go
10:05 PM Friend 1: one quick study
10:07 PM me: i mean, of course i'm on the i agree with what i already believe team
i'm also a little drunk from watchign the phillies game
Friend 1: i know that was the shit
victorino!!!
10:08 PM me: fuck yeah!
seriously!
ahhhhh the phillies are so awesome
lol
who woulda thought? brett myers---great batter?
wtf
Friend 1: i know
10:09 PM 19 pitches in the first 2 at bats
me: i get so nervous
"team of mavericks"
Friend 1: haha
such bullshit
me: i'm sorry, i really can't stand her
10:10 PM like anythign that comes out of her mouth
such bullshit
Friend 1: yea but she's good
10:12 PM
Friend 1: ask palin what article 1 is
bitch
10:19 PM me: anyway, i really have no idea what's going on
everyone is just talking so fast!
Friend 1: haha
its a really good debate
all around
me: i need keith olberman to tell me what i think
10:20 PM lol
Friend 1: no
he's a blowhard
me: i'm just kidding!
Friend 1t: funny, but a blowhard
me: totally
and a di a
diva
Friend 1: indeed
me: at least biden didn't seem like a condescending woman hater
10:21 PM wait
was that an attempt to choke up?
oh joe
10:22 PM Friend 1: i think he honestly choked, but not because of what he was saying
me: yeah, but...wow
lol
Friend 1: guiliani, romney, mccain and lieberman is not a diversity party
10:23 PM me: it's a country club
10:24 PM except lieberman (he's a jew...i don't know if you know)

Another Conversation:

me: shoot me
Friend 2: not watching it
me: let me tell you, being drunk for the debate is not good
10:19 PM everyone is talking so fast!
10:21 PM these are the last remarks
10:22 PM and joe biden just attempted to choke up
like, cry
Friend 2: weird
me: i knwo
talking about his wife and daughter who died
10:23 PM Friend 2: well i hope he could cry about them
me: i mean, of course
but in response to palin talking about being a mom
10:24 PM i definitely need to sleep on this debate
it's all so confusing!
you're lucky you're not watching
10:25 PM
the phillies won!
lol

Best Headline of the Day: Hawaiian Punch

So last night I was working, like every night, until 6pm, which is when the Phillies were set to start Game 2 of the NLDS against the Brewers. Traffic in Georgetown is always fabulous, so I was in the car for a quite a bit, slamming my steering wheel and hoping that everyone at GU was infected with norovirus so they couldn't leave the house and impede my way home. While crawling down 34th street at about 6:30, I called Boyfriend at home to see how the game was going. "1-0 Brewers. Brett Myers sucks, Phillies can't hit for shit." Great, I thought, here goes Playoff Bust 2.0. But then I remember to think positive, and continued my journey home.

I got off the elevator and immediately heard a "Go go go!!!! Ahhhhhh! Whoooo! Yessss!" erupting. I ran to the door and sure enough, I had just missed Shane Victorino hit a grand slam in the 2nd to put the Phillies up 5-1. Long story short, the Phillies pulled out a win at Citizens Bank to lead Milwaukee in the series, 2-0. The craziest part was that Brett Myers's pitching was just okay, but he really took it to CC Sabathia as a batter, forcing him into 19 pitches in just 2 at-bats. His first at-bat ended in a walk that helped load the bases and primed Victorino for his grand slam. It was a really a team effort in a game where our hitting, for the most part, remained relatively cool.

Needless to say, it's a real advantage to be up 2-0 in a 5-game series, especially now that they are heading to Milwaukee. Veteran Jaime Moyer pitches tomorrow night in Game 3. Here's hoping for a sweep! Bring on Mannywood (because wtf Cubs? seriously)!

In other weekend sports, Penn State (6) plays Purdue at noon tomorrow on ESPN. The Eagles take on the Redskins in a big game at home at 1pm on Sunday.

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Thursday, October 2, 2008

Literally the Best VP Debate Drinking Game Ever

Okay people. So the VP debate is tonight. I have been waiting for this shit show ever since McCain announced Sarah Palin as his running mate. It's probably better for my blood pressure that the Phillies are on right before the debate, so I will have already been drinking and be tipsy enough to not care so much. But for those of you who will commence your drinking at the start of this monumental match of intellect, I give you Literally the Best VP Debate Drinking Game Ever.

-Warm up. Chug your beer if all of the following occurs:
a) Both Candidates show up
b) Gwen Ifill is still the moderator
c) McCain does not accompany Palin on stage
-Take one sip anytime Palin says "reformer"
-Take one sip anytime Biden says "change"
-Take two sips anytime Palin says "hockey mom"
-Take two sips anytime Biden says "I take the train home everyday"
-Every time Palin mentions one of her kids by name, take the number of sips corresponding to that child’s birth order ( 1 for Track, 2 for Bristol, 3 for Willow, 4 for Piper, 5 for Trig, and 6 for Bristol's baby)
-Drink from the spot in a response where you think Biden should stop until he actually stops talking
-Drink from the point where the moderator needs to clarify a question for Palin (ie the Bush Doctrine) until Palin actually gives an answer sort of close to what the question asked
-Drink the amount of time it takes Biden to define something before he answers the question
-Drink the number of syllables of a foreign name or place Palin pronounces correctly
-Take a sip anytime you smack your head after a response from Palin
-Take a sip anytime Biden smacks his head after a response from Palin
-Chug anytime either say "Literally." Here's looking at you, Joe.

Have fun!

One Down, Two to Go

Woot woot! So the Phillies won yesterday afternoon, 3-1 against the Brewers in the NLDS. Whew. We have officially done better than we did in the playoffs last year! I'm having trouble talking about the whole thing, even though I am ridiculously excited, because winning one playoff game is not enough. We need to win the NLDS and in order to do that, we need to win today (and one time after that). Regardless, Cole Hamels was amazing yesterday--so amazing that he should have stayed in the whole game. And my boyfriend, Chase Utley, had a clutch double to score 2 runs in the 3rd and an amazing defensive play in the 8th. Brad Lidge gave us pretty much the only heart attack all game. Our hitting is still a little cool, but I am confident that the win Cole Hamels got for us yesterday will help the rest of the team relax and start hitting again--they'll need to be on their best game against CC Sabathia tonight. So yay Phillies!
Hey all. I have some things to take care of this morning, so the posts are minimal today. When I come back, I'll catch you up on things, like the PHILLIES WON YESTERDAY and the VP debate tonight. Holler.

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Wednesday, October 1, 2008

VP Debate Tomorrow

There are nearly 24 hours to go until the VP debate tomorrow night. It's not too late to "postpone", Sarah! Here are some good excuses you could use:

-You need to run to Washington to save the economy.
-Bristol is going into premature-premature labor.
-Trig has a cold.
-You will not talk to anyone, including Joe Biden, until you are shown respect and deference.
-You were making mooseghetti in Wasilla and you think you left the stove on.
-Willow was keeping a lookout and saw Putin walking down the street.
-You realize your candidacy is a gimmick and you are completely in over your head.


Oh this is funny. 23/6 has a great simulation of Joe Biden practicing being nice for the debate tomorrow.

SO EXCITED

OMG THE PHILLIES ARE ON IN ONE HOUR!!!!

I LOVE YOU CHASE UTLEY 4EVER!!!!

The Media Monster is Out to Get You

Over the last year as the presidential primaries and campaigns have heated up, there has been an increasing scrutiny of the media. Each major candidate at one time or another has posited that "the media"--whether they characterize the media as "liberal" or "mainstream" or what have you--is out to get them in some way. They don't like me, they're misrepresenting my position, they aren't digging up enough dirt about my opponent, they are being sexist, they are being racist, and on and on and on.

I think this whining at the fourth estate has been taken to a new level of shrillness with the McCain campaign at the moment, which is struggling to formulate a coherent message to the public, even five weeks out of the general election. Especially with the addition of Sarah Palin to the ticket, they have blasted the media for being "in the tank" for Obama, have questioned the credibility of news sources (namely, the NYT), and have refused to allow the media to talk to Palin unless they showed "some level of respect and deference."

Just today in a radio interview with Hugh Hewitt, Palin says she receives poor media treatment because she represents Average Joe Sixpack. Now, since when does the media not like, as she says, Joe Sixpack? Aren't these the same people that watch their shows, that give them ratings, that attract advertisers, that pay its salary? And how all of the sudden does being a part of the media exclude you from being an average joe? Do reporters, journalists, cameramen, photographers not have mortgages and bills? Do they not have families and churches? Are they not also a part of this country?

Of course, the media operates on a sometimes different set of standards and priorities. They have a ethics code they are held to (and sometimes fail to hold) and are at the mercy of a good story, yes. But when a reporter puts down his or her microphone and heads back home for the night to his or her family, how does it benefit them to "be in the tank" for one candidate or another? Everyone has their biases, but to accuse the media for your own shortcomings is to underestimate your own power to control the conversation, to overestimate the power of the media as one huge conglomeration, and to underestimate the sophistication of the American voter.

Oh I almost forgot. Sarah Palin, a journalism major, is especially qualified to speak about the media since she reads "all of 'em."

Honest Tom

Just as much as I don't like Maureen Dowd's writing, I love to read Thomas Friedman in the NYT. His prose is clear and pithy, and he makes good points without patting himself on the back for having such refined insight. For the most part, he is a realist and I appreciate that because I feel that a lot of editorialists just like to read their own writing.

Today's column recognizes the public's anger at the financial crisis and our disfunctional government, but gives us all what we need to hear:

"We’re all connected. As others have pointed out, you can’t save Main Street and punish Wall Street anymore than you can be in a rowboat with someone you hate and think that the leak in the bottom of the boat at his end is not going to sink you, too."

Happy October!

Hooray! The worst month every year in America, September, is over. No more hurricanes, terrorist attacks, or economic crises because now it's October.


Here are some things I'm looking forward to in October:

-PHILLIES. Phillies in October. Here's to hoping we make it to the end.

-Oktoberfest. I don't currently have any plans to actually go to an organized Oktoberfest, it just gives me an excellent excuse to indulge in delicious beers--like this one, this one, and this one--all of the time.

-Hayrides. Take the aforementioned beverages, a cute fall sweater, giddy rides with your friends in the crisp fall air and top it off with some s'mores. The perfect Friday night in my opinion.

-Halloween costumes. Halloween has always been one of my favorite holidays because I love love love to get dressed up. I have dressed up every year...ever. Last year I was Amy Winehouse. That would actually be a really scary costume this year. There are probably a lot of good choices for costumes this year, with our favorite Ms. Sarah Palin topping a lot of lists.

-Candy. I love me some chocolate. This year, just make sure it's not Cadbury.

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The end of this video where Jon gets really mad is the best part.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

I Believe!!!


By Phil Sheridan


Let's try something new.

There's a chance of proposing the Philadelphia-sports equivalent of the Edsel or New Coke, but we have 25 years' worth of reasons to take this risk. Call it a big civic experiment that maybe, just maybe, will help restart that championship drought clock at 0:00.

When the Phillies begin their playoff series here tomorrow, let's pack up all the built-up anxiety and unhappy history and put it on ice somewhere. Everything from 1964 to Black Friday to Joe Carter to Kaz Matsui gets tied in a sack, weighted down and thrown into the Schuylkill.

On Saturday evening, over the din of the clinching celebration, oracle and shortstop Jimmy Rollins said something that stuck.

"The fans here, they were expecting us to win," Rollins said, gesturing toward the still-giddy faithful cheering and smiling in the stands. "When you expect a team to win, believe me, that goes a long way."

Laugh if you want. Roll your cynical eyes. Show up for Game 1 just knowing in your shrunken, shriveled Grinch heart that Cole Hamels will get lit up and the offense will go missing and you will be doomed to another year of misery - but at least you'll get to tell all your friends you just knew it would happen.

Go ahead. Make my case for me.

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. Imagine a parade down Broad Street. It's easy if you try.

We can do this. We have nothing to lose except losing.

Rollins is right, by the way. There is an unprovable but absolutely real connection between the energy in the stands and the play on the field. We have seen it here over and over, almost always in a negative way.

If you were at the last ever Eagles game at the Vet, you know what it was like when Tampa Bay took the lead in that NFC championship game. And if you were at the first big games at the Linc, you know there was a carry-over, a pervading sense of dread that weighed down on the players as if they were wearing lead boots.

That's not hard to explain or understand, and it is up to the extremely well-compensated players to handle big-game pressure. All of that is true. But if Rollins is right, and he is, there is an equal and opposite reaction when the players sense the fans expect them to succeed.

It is encouraging that these Phillies are acknowledging what happened to them in the three-and-out loss to Colorado last October. They had done what a lot of teams do after breaking through to a higher level. They had arrived in the playoffs wide-eyed and just happy to be there and then gotten bulldozed by the looser, more confident Rockies.

One reason the Rockies were looser: They were here, where all the burden of fan expectation was on the Phillies. And if you were in the ballpark for either of those games, you know the joy of the pennant drive disappeared almost immediately.

Matsui's Game 2 grand slam was a crushing blow, but the Phillies hit .172 as a team in that series. They were tight. They were pressing. And they know it, which is the first step toward correcting it.

"We know that there's more than winning the division," Rollins said. "It doesn't bring you a ring, and it doesn't bring you glory. We won the division last year. Three games later, we were watching with everyone else. We don't want that to happen again."

Chase Utley, Ryan Howard and Jamie Moyer all echoed the basic sentiment: The team didn't handle itself well last year, knows it and believes that experience will make a big difference this year.

The Eagles parallel holds. The 2000 team lost a wild-card game to the Giants. The 2001 team won the NFC East, won two playoff games and then lost the NFC championship game in St. Louis.

The progression stalled at the threshold to the Super Bowl. The Eagles lost two NFC championship games at home, games they should have won, before getting over the hump and making it to the Super Bowl.

The Phillies can do themselves and their fans a huge favor by seizing the moment this week and beating Milwaukee. The sooner they get over this next mental hurdle, the easier it will be to move on.

And isn't that what every wounded and disillusioned but still loyal Philadelphia sports fan wants, to end this ridiculous drought?

It isn't in our shared civic nature to hold hands and sing "Kumbaya" and expect good things to happen. Maybe it's time to take a leap of faith and try.

After all, we've done it the other way for decades. How's that worked out?

What I'd Like to be Doing

I Take Back the Take Backs

Rebecca Traister in her article for Salon, The Sarah Palin pity party, let me know that it was okay to talk about the ineptitudes of Sarah Palin and not feel sorry about it.

She says: "Sarah Palin is no wilting flower. She is a politician who took the national stage and sneered at the work of community activists. She boldly tries to pass off incuriosity and lassitude as regular-people qualities, thereby doing a disservice to all those Americans who also work two jobs and do not come from families that hand out passports and backpacking trips, yet still manage to pick up a paper and read about their government and seek out experience and knowledge."

Partisan Partisan Partisan

I haven't really posted my thoughts regarding the vote yesterday because I haven't really been sure what I thought about it. I didn't love the bailout plan; it was an awful lot of money to put the taxpayers on the hook for, and, frankly, I was sure how much I trusted the same guy who said just a month ago that the economy was fine. Plus, the lightening speed with which they wanted to bill passed was just a little too reminiscent of the Patriot Act.

The WSJ gives a good rundown of what happened yesterday, what is likely to happen now, and some of the politics that have been thrown about like a high school cafeteria food fight.

I still don't know if I'm happy or upset that the bill failed yesterday, although my initial reaction was OH GOD. What I do know, however, is that this partisan blame game is just running circles around my brain. Well, we came out to do this in a nonpartisan way, but then they came out and were all partisan, so we were like, well then we're going to be partisan, but now something has to be done that's not partisan, even though it's their fault for being partisan. Personally, I think all of Congress should be banned from using the word "partisan" for one week and we'll see what kind of progress we make.

Oh and also, I would be more sympathetic to Republican representatives in the House if they hadn't used the lamest excuse ever: Nancy Pelosi's speech made us not support the bill. Come on, really? I love Barney Frank's response to this. Like, why couldn't they just say "Our constituents have let us know over the past week that they were strongly against this bill"? That would have been a logical and acceptable response. I know it's an election year and all, but their idea that you can't just give the American people honest answers about real problems is not helping them.

She's an Easy Target

Every day I sit and the computer and vow to myself that I am not going to write about Sarah Palin. It's obvious I don't agree with her, so I am probably beating a dead horse. Plus, I feel like I'm feeding into the McCain campaign's strategy of Sarah The Media Darling.

But then every day she goes and does something that just makes me smack my head in disbelief and run to the blog to let you know that yes, this is what we're dealing with here. This isn't some blog blogging about celebrity blogs and the dumb shit they say. This is the potential vice president of the United States. Do you want to know something I hadn't thought about? My uncle called me on Friday night to tell me about something unrelated, but we inevitably got into the debate and the election. He said what scared him was that we are faced with the possibility of 16 years of this woman. 16 years. It's unusual that this election we do not have the Vice President running for president, increasing the likelihood that if McCain wins, the GOP would go with the VP for the 2016 nominee. Bristol Palin's baby would be having a baby by then. (Okay, cheap shot, but I wanted to illustrate my point clearly.)

Anyway, here's the latest doozie from the Most Qualified Woman John McCain Could Find. In a part of her interview with Katie Couric that has yet to air, Palin cannot name another Supreme Court case other than Roe vs. Wade.

"After noting Roe vs. Wade, Palin was apparently unable to discuss any major court cases.

There was no verbal fumbling with this particular question as there was with some others, the aide said, but rather silence."

Okay, now I know she didn't go to law school, and I didn't either. But did she ever take a history class? Like, I know remembering the names of court cases is sometimes not easy, especially under pressure. But Plessy vs. Ferguson? Brown vs. Board of Education? Bush vs. Gore? I mean, jesus, the only reason she is in her current situation is because of Bush vs. Gore.

Look, I'm not trying to make fun of her. Sometimes our minds go blank when we're under pressure. But if she is elected to Second in Command, she's going to have a lot more pressure than Katie Couric.

Daily Dose

Monday, September 29, 2008

Shout Out to My Homies

So I've had the blog for like two weeks now. It's been a fruitful couple of weeks, which I owe in part to the constant news stories coming out of election politics, the economy, and baseball. But it's been totally fun (and sometimes addicting), so thank you for reading. I hope to contribute to more of your procrastinating habits in the future.

Since I've been enjoying blogging so much, I figured I'd just take a minute to give a shout out to my friends who also have blogs.

Lauren at LMNOP

Megan at Inside the Troll's Den

Jeff at Manayunk Free Press

Jacqui at Chacos and Stilettos

Emily at The Media Nerd

CSPAN Hysteria

I'm watching CSPAN right now for the House vote on the Bailout. It just failed, but they might do a revote? Anyway, CSPAN is now accepting callers for comments and they are hysterical (both funny and crying).

Caller 1: I'm glad they shot down this vote. Ron Paul doesn't support it and neither do I. Everyone should listen to Ron Paul.

Caller 2: My grandmother used to talk to me about the Great Depression and how they had to eat canned peas over the stove every night. I don't want to eat canned peas! I just can't do it!

Caller 3: This is socialism! It's socialism! It shouldn't pass and I won't be a socialist.

Word of the Day

Okay, does this ever happen to you? You find a word that you don't know, you look it up, and then all of the sudden the word pops up everywhere. Well that's happening to me today and I thought I would share. Today's word is schadenfreude.

From Merriam Webster:

"Main Entry:
scha·den·freu·de

Pronunciation:
\ˈshä-dən-ˌfrȯi-də\
Function:
noun
Usage:
often capitalized
Etymology:
German, from Schaden damage + Freude joy
Date:
1895
: enjoyment obtained from the troubles of others"

It's been used in reference to John McCain and his links to the Indian casino lobby, to the Mets demise, and now on Gawker about a book on literary revenge.

"I can see Alaska from Walnut Street!"

Sarah Palin was in Philadelphia on Friday night. Aw, shucks, I missed it! But Jonathon Martin has an excellent account of what went down, Philly style.

Also this:
is almost worse than this:

Playing Palin, Part II

In case you haven't seen it yet, Tina Fey reprised her role as Sarah Palin on SNL this past weekend. Although in general, I don't think the skit was as funny as the first, it's still very telling of the GOP vice-presidential candidate. Remember my post last week about Palin and Miss South Carolina? Well watch the last long answer Tina Fey delivers before her "specifics" for Iraq. Unfortunately, that's not a script written by Fey and the writers at SNL; that's exactly what Palin said in the Couric interview and the same excerpt I posted last week. See for yourself:


Debates and Sports

Watching the debate Friday night was like watching a sports game. My friends and I sat around the tv, drank beers, talked shit on the other team, and geared up for what we expected to be an intense match-up. Perhaps this analogy does little to detrivialize an American election tradition that has become increasingly aware of its audience's short attention spans; the verbose and eloquent exchange of complex ideas has been traded in for snide comments and zing moments. But these debates aren't about trading ideas for the good of furthering the conversation regarding the problems that face our society, they are about sticking to your team's playbook, seeing who can get the other team to make a fumble, who can seem tougher and deliver more punches, who can score more points not with the strength of their arguments, but with the confidence with which the argument is delivered.

The difference on Friday was that there wasn't an objective or clear way to keep score. That leaves audiences at home deciding for themselves who won and then checking their scorecard against those of the pundits the next day. Perhaps being trained in the Philadelphia sports school of thought, I tend to be slightly pessimistic about my team's performance. I thought, after watching on Friday, that McCain had won. I adamently disagreed with everything he said. But I was afraid that others would view his constant assertion that "Senator Obama just doesn't understand" as truth instead of an attempt to feed into his campaign's narrative that Obama is naive and inexperienced. I thought Obama's refusal to press into McCain about misrepresentations about Obama's record would paint Obama as weak and unconfident in his own ideas.

According to polls, pundits, and other politicos, however, I underestimated my own team.

I think the most telling of all the debate analysis is the instant poll taken by MediaCurves.com. In each subset, based on topic, Republicans always thought McCain was stronger and Democrats always thought Obama was stronger. This isn't a surprise, but it says something important and very logical on a basic level about the debates: they actually matter very little. At this point, voters have already picked their teams for the most part. They don't watch the debate to give the candidates one last look before they cast their votes, they watch the debate to affirm what they already believe. The strategies of each campaign are now: 1) don't make any catastrophic mistakes, 2) hope your opponent makes a catastrophic mistake, and 3) get out as many of your team's voters as you can on Election Day. Again, this is by no means a novel idea or a genius observation on my part. I just find it fascinating that these elections get wrapped up in complex strategies and momentum and media soundbytes that we forget how basic the whole thing really is: getting more votes than the other team.

There are a lot of things I could expand upon here. But I will say one last thing. If you look at the indepedents polled in the MediaCurves, in each topic they thought that Obama won. Now, I don't really believe that there are, at this point, any true independent voters; the ideologies of both candidates are just too different to be on the fence. Of course there are completely uneducated voters who are voting based on cosmetic issues--which, I guess could be a lot of folks--but I still believe that each one of them deep down know exactly who they are voting for. Either they want to be considered "mavericks" in their own rights by not chosing a candidate, or they are embarrassed for one reason or another to admit who they are voting for. But the swing of independent voters towards Obama means really good things for him. Let's just hope that they do indeed cast their votes and, furthermore, vote for the Blue Team.

Monday Sports Update



It was a great weekend for me and sports and a lot of my weekend revolved around precisely that activity. I went 2 for 3 this weekend and if it weren't for the Eagles last night, it may have been one of the best sports weekend ever. And as extra bonuses, in each of my sports a rival team lost, so that made me even happier. Let's recap.


The Phillies. So Friday night the Phillies beat the Nats 8-4 and the Mets lost to the Marlins 6-1. So that meant that the magic number was now 1: either we had to win or the Mets had to lose on Saturday for us to clinch the division. And if for some reason the Phils lost and the Mets won on Saturday, we still had Sunday to work with. The Mets played before the Phillies on Saturday afternoon and they won 2-0, so it was up to the Phillies to control their own destiny. I had been out shopping most of the afternoon and I was nervous about the Phillies, but I came home just in time to see the 9th inning. Brad Lidge, our ace closer who hasn't blown a save all year (41 for 41), had loaded the bases with only one out in a 4-3 game. My boyfriend's father, a lifelong Phillies fan, texted him that it would be ironic if Lidge blew his first save in arguably the most important inning of his season so far. Ha ha, yes very ironic. However, a clutch team effort double play by Jimmy Rollins, Chase Utley, and Ryan Howard saved the save for Lidge and the Phillies clinched their second NL East title in as many years. We popped the bubbly and celebrated.

So the Phillies clinched a day early and could take it easy on Sunday. We started pretty much all of our second string, except for a few pinch hit curtain calls for some players who were clutch in the last month, like Jayson Werth and Ryan Howard. Sunday was actually Howard's 162nd consecutive game, the only player on the team to play every single game this season. Even with our starters out, the Phils still beat the Nats 8-3. To make the day even sweeter, the Mets collapsed for the second season in a row. After losing on Friday, they were tied with the Brewers for the NL Wild Card spot. Playing at roughly the same time yesterday afternoon, the Brewers managed a big rally with CC Sabathia pitching his arm off. The Mets, however, blew it against the Marlins at the last game at Shea Stadium. Booooo hooooo.

The Phillies take on the Brewers on Wednesday in Philly.


After a joyous celebration of the Phillies win, we then went out to a bar for the Penn State primetime game against Illinois. The game itself was exciting, but too close for comfort in my opinion. The Lions won it 38-24, aided by a great performance by Derrick Williams, who ran, caught a pass, and returned a punt for 3 touchdowns. I would have loved to be at Beaver Stadium for the game; the White Out looked awesome and my brother said it was a high energy game to be at. Now the Lions are ranked #6 after the win and some upset losses by other teams. One of those teams were Wisconsin, the only Big Ten team to have been ranked higher than PSU last week. They lost to Michigan, who suck this year. So too bad for the Badgers; there's only room for one Big Ten power house this year, and that's the Nittany Lions.

Okay so my weekend was going great and I was on a spiteful high after the Mets loss yesterday, so it was really late to me when the Eagles came on at 8pm. We've been plagued with injuries this last week and I was in agreeance with the coaching staff that Brian Westbrook should not play on Sunday and should concentrate on resting his hurt ankle. Well the Bears came out and roughed us up in a close game, ultimately beating us 24-20. But I think we did the most damage to ourselves. The play calling was terrible (the classic nonsensical short passes 5 yards behind the first down line on 3rd and long), we couldn't capitalize on several turnover opportunities, and there were more dropped passes than I can remember. Really not a good showing by an Eagles team that is better than what they put out last night. Now the Eagles move to 2-2 in the toughest division in all of the NFL.

The only thing that made the Eagles loss not so horrible was that the Cowboys lost too. To the Redskins. The supposedly best in the business get housed by the Skins and in Dallas. It was great. And Terrell Owens started his bitching again that he didn't get the ball enough. I'm so glad that whining isn't directed at my team anymore.

So for the most part, great weekend for my sports team. And great losses for my rivals. As you can see, my sportsmanship runs deep.

Deep Thoughts From The Debate

I didn't live blog the debate (I was drinking). But here are some bullet points of my thoughts while watching:

-Obama looks blacker than usual. Mississippi apparently doesn't have Oprah lighting.
-God, Jim Lehrer really does have the creepiest beady black eyes ever.
-Why won't McCain look at Obama? Did Barack forget to put the cap on the toothpaste again?
-McCain totally seems like an old man with the anecdotal stories. It's very "When I was a boy, we had to walk to school barefoot in six feet of snow." Even worse, he sounds like Al Gore.
-McCain only said "my friends" once. Obama never said "look."
-McCain is wearing a striped tie. Very unpresidential.
-McCain should stop trying to crack jokes and snickering. No one else is laughing and he looks dumb.
-This whole thing seems like an exercise in couples counseling. Lehrer keeps trying to get them to talk to one another.

Sunday, September 28, 2008